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Post by srbissette on Aug 21, 2007 16:01:22 GMT -5
That's my new band -- Pinkeye Sux.
I've somehow become afflicted with this goop-smearing eye infection in, like, mere hours. A preview of old age cataracts? I hope not. Driving to and from the hospital was a little surreal (and dangerous), and I can't do much now that I am home with prescription eye drops and such.
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gabby
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Post by gabby on Aug 21, 2007 17:26:15 GMT -5
wait, does this mean movie night's off? or are you still coming in to spread the plague?
that sux indeed steve. don't worry though -- plenty of very cool people have had the pinkeye.
wait... that is a euphemism for about anal sex, right?
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Post by srbissette on Aug 22, 2007 6:17:19 GMT -5
RED eye, RED eye! Which, in my college days, referred not just to anal sex, but to one's sore ass after a night of too much grog (and/or Mexican food). Now, of course, in the era of ReBiblican 'abstain from sex' era (which has reportedly had the unexpected consequence of sanctioning anal sex among teens as a preferable alternative to copulation, along with the post-Clinton/Starr consequence of also obliquely sanction of oral sex as another preferable alternative), 'red eye' is also the title of a Wes Craven movie. A pretty good one, too.
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Post by catgarza on Aug 22, 2007 6:56:23 GMT -5
is that the movie with jodi foster on an airplane?
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penina
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Post by penina on Aug 22, 2007 8:16:02 GMT -5
Not to derail this delightful red eye conversation, but I hope your eye stops gooping soon, Steve.
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morgan
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Post by morgan on Aug 22, 2007 14:37:21 GMT -5
is that the movie with jodi foster on an airplane? Close; it came out right before the Jodie Foster one, if I recall correctly. It's the one with the creepy guy from 28 Days Later and Attractive Young Actress of the Moment on an airplane. And I think he's evil. OR IS HE???ONE? ?
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Post by srbissette on Sept 6, 2007 8:29:25 GMT -5
Hey, all, I visited my new eye doctor yesterday cuz it just... hasn't... gone... away.
Turns out it isn't conjunctivitis, it's -- something else I can't pronounce. But it's bacterial, and I've now got mighty new eyedrops. Oh, and it turns out this isn't contagious.
And I don't look like an old dog any more. Well, about the eye, that is. Old dawg in other ways, all over.
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